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I'm here to tell you all about a girl I know named Rose. Rose is incredibly short, in fact, she is the only member of the Lexington High School Girls Varsity Basketball team that is a certifiable midget. She is a fan of Becky Hammon, Katie Douglas, Mandy Moore, and the oldest Hanson brother Isaac. She enjoys basketball, cheerleading, volleyball, being a deliverer of Ramen, and entering beauty pageants on the asian playboy channel. In her spare time, Rose can be found getting a pedicure. She was recently caught selling her body on the street. When questioned, she would only reply, "I am Special Asian Ro." She enjoys long... sips of mikes hard lemonade on the beach, preferably a nued one. She is an avid promoter of Polygamy, and a firm believer that women belong not in the kitchen, but on the basketball court. Her dream is to promote short asian thugs with the slogan, "Got Ro?"